no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
