New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
