you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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