spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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