wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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