dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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