Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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