what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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