soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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