You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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