They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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