He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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