I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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