So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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