Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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