And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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