why didn't you poke me back
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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