we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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