PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Randomize
