period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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