I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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