He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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