Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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