i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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