What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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