Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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