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I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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