He told me they were just razor bumps!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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