Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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