Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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