Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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