Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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