There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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