If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Alive.
So much puke
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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