i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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