it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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