Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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