fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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