Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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