quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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