Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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