her vagine was all disorganized.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
