that's an acceptable place to lick
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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