She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You were trust falling into bushes
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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