nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
look no pants
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
