Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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