another moral hangover. fuck.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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