It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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