i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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