he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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