Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
