You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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