apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
