I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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