I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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