she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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